So what is an artist? A well-funded prankster?

Given a few million dollars and a sense of entitlement,

most people could make something pretty cool. So

an artist is just someone with that entitlement, and the

charm to defend and support it.

 

Right now I am identifying myself as an artist. Furthermore

I am retroactively categorizing all past actions, statements,

and projects as the corpus of my work.

 

Stay tuned for my next project: a gigantic panoramic sugar

egg, large enough to house a person, to be installed next

Easter beside the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in

Jerusalem.

 

 

Sacrilege!