What will happen when I die?

First, I would like all my hair made into a beautiful fluffy wig for me.

Then I would like to be mummified.

Then, on my mummy, everyone could write their laments about not appreciating me

enough while I was alive, and these laments could be embroidered over in all

different colors of the rainbow (black, acid green, pink, scarlet, and pale blue) for a

beautiful effect.

There would be a viewing party, with a special Muxtape of my choosing played.

At the viewing party, there would be snacks of every country to celebrate my famous

patronage of snacks. There would be dancing, but no sexy dancing.

Then after the party my guests would get the best party favors in the world: a

thank you note from me, written from Heaven; a box set of Inspector Morse DVDs;

and a small items whose purpose was not revealed until a time of great danger.

Then I would like to be buried among a selection of my finest possessions.

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