WHY DON’T YOU…

… Henna a Rorschach test on your face? A great way to find out what people

really think of you!

… Wear a plastic bag with the bottom cut out as a tank top?

… Sew your own shoes from of felt? There’s a reason they call it “nature’s

suede”!

… Commission an oversized candy cane from your favorite sweets shop, and

carry it about to parties? Or have one blown from Milano glass?

… Put a Band-Aid over the bridge of your nose? For no reason!

… Keep a glass orb of live fruit-flies on a long platinum chain attached to your

ring finger?

… Keep one hand in the peaceful gesture of the Buddha at all times?

… Tattoo your knee with the hatch marks of a scrape?

… Paint the walls of your home with Gogurt®?