I have never seen them
with mine own eyes, but rumor has it that herds
of rich, leathery old
ladies roam the furniture showrooms and ranches of
the American South West.
In baby blue denim, jackets made out of traditional
Native American blankets
(in geometric sand-colored patterns), silver-tipped
bolos and rusty-looking
suede they drift, sometimes accompanied by a
husband who looks like
Ralph Lauren.
You should look like you
have a lot of expensive modern art that you keep in
storage.
