I was feeling sick because of this afternoon's rapid absorption of

Nutella and lemonade, so while my family had dinner I lay on the

living room floor and listened to their conversation. My parents were

heckling Cameron about getting his college recommendations in

on time. The dog was heckling him for scraps of food.

 

I was still lying supine on the rug in the middle of the room when

the cat slunk in. I picked her up and placed her on my stomach, and

after pawing a bit she started to purr.

 

Cameron suggested that we get a "turducken" for Thanksgiving. A

turducken is a planet of poultry, a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey,

where the chicken = the molten core, the duck = the mantle, and the

turkey = the thin and fragile crust.

 

Thinking about the turducken reminded me of a video I wanted to

make this summer with Molly, before we realized the prohibitive expense.

It would have been called "TurduckenRAT." Can you figure it out?

 

Thinking of this made me laugh so hard that the cat rolled off my stomach

and could not be lured back.

 

 

 

roflmao