Some things that seem immoral that are probably not really immoral:

 

Abridged books

 

Ferrets

 

Typos as brand names, eg. Playskool, Citibank

 

Little boys with pierced ears

 

Chewing gum

 

Rodney Dangerfield

 

Jeans without waistbands

 

Drugs & alcohol

 

Jazz saxophones

 

Food that combines seafood and dairy (isnŐt there something in the Bible about this?)

 

Motel blankets

 

Clear bra straps

 

David Lynch movies

 

Moving sidewalks

 

 

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