M.A.S.H.

I will marry

John Gossage

Ned Klein

Rivers Cuomo

Nicolas Niarchos

In a beautiful ceremony held

In Bolinas

On the internet

In a church

In a hat

After which we will settle down in

Manhattan c. 1970

Oxford, U.K. c. 1989

Baltimore c. 1998

Japan

And raise this number of children:

0

1

2

5

While my husband works as a

Tinkerer

Vet

Unspecified celebrity

Novelist

I will be a

Philosopher king

World’s Best Mom

Architectural model builder

High school English teacher

And we will live in

Bliss

Sin

A house

Your heart

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